my poop is: blue hard and round bloody gray light brown sharp very thin coming too big to come out and hurts black BING: green black yellow too big to come out and hurts orange green color liquid stuck red light brown greenish BRAVE: two feet long stuck halfway out green never solid anymore nhs black like sludge stuck coming vine my farts: smell like rotten eggs smell but I can't poop smell different smell awful are stuck smell like eggs smell so bad don't smell anymore smell weird smell really bad BRAVE: loud but don't smell a scream burning hot better terrible reddit spicy a scream reddit better than charlie's farts why do farts: smell in water smell worse exist stink smell like rotten eggs hurt coming out smell worse when sick smell more on period smell bad after eating eggs YANDEX: make noise still smell so bad even after taking a dump sometimes seem to follow us after emitted make explosions what do I do if: my wife is angry shazam can't find a song I'm ugly I get banned on roblox my cake is raw in the middle forgot my wifi password lose my id chipped my tooth I lost my discord authorization code my esta is not approved why is Google so: stupid useless bad now bad at answering questions slow dumb useless now smart laggy BING: slow much better than bing dumb popular bad now slow today good successful smart big laggy slow to load what should I do when: I'm bored pope dies I'm constipated my lungs hurt my nail breaks nausea I'm sick my blood pressure is low my phone is overheating a girl likes me why are there: so many vietnamese in czech republic no women in F1 only 50 viltrumites no children in kingdom come deliverance ladyboys in thailand 2 versions of minecraft so many indian tutorials so few viltrumites left still so many jobs the history and future of workplace automation lines on towels BING: so many plane crashes no eggs in stores tariffs 60 minutes in an hour seasons so many plane issues lately seasons on earth drones flying around at night no tariffs on russia different blood types so many songs about rainbows fireworks tonight YAHOO: so many flies in my house so many songs about rainbows 2 monday night football games fireworks tonight no mosquitos at disney world holes in plug prongs 5 olympic rings seasons so many plane crashes lately bubbles when urinating how to: train your dragon screenshot on pc tie a tie refund game on steam train your dragon live action delete instagram account breed villagers craft armor stand make money online why do chicken: attack each other because have combs lay eggs without a rooster eat their own eggs lay eggs lay eggs every day thighs smell eat grass why do chickens: cannibalize each other flap their wings only make one noise make noise stabilize their heads pluck their own feathers lay unfertilized eggs lay eggs every day lay eggs without mating bully each other YANDEX: outnumber people drink and not pass urine peck at eyes roll in the dirt homesteading farm life have so many fingers eat styrofoam not fly cross the road have to have a rooster who the hell is: steve jobs interrupting my king fu bucky edgar 0.003 mattheo riddle bridget jones steve jobs ligma hamish leviticus cornwall holy crap: or holy crab what was the: first meme biggest empire ever biggest dinosaur flag found on sophie's desktop biggest concert ever first anime fox say great depression highest heart rate ever recorded first movie ever made why is programming so: boring hard reddit hard frustrating difficult stressful exhausting fun hard for me addictive why is math so: hard boring important hard and boring hard for me hard for me but easy for others easy hard for me to understand stupid fun why does my cat: lick me lay on me meow so much have diarrhea bite me keep meowing headbutt me lick me when i pet her sleep on the floor pee everywhere why does my dog: lick my feet keep licking me lick my hands eat poop look so sad eat nail clippings sleep on my clothes eat wood lick me sit facing away from me why does my hair: hurt get greasy so fast grow so fast look so bad stick together grow on my forehead turn up at the ends get greasy after one day never fully dry gro so slow male is it true that: nobody was born on december 6 2006 fortnite stops working after bedtime daddy issues make artists you shouldn't drink water while eating they brought back dire wolf technobabble died engineers are unemployed camera adds 10 pounds T-rex can't see you if you don't move Adam Harrison passed away BING: cats have 9 lives santa is real messi is dead roblox is shutting down tiktok is getting banned the sun will explode if you shave more hair grows honey never spoils the obamas are divorcing girls shed skin your brain eats itself humans use 10% of their brain YAHOO: Bruce Willis died today roblox is shutting down Trump smells bad Stever Harvey passed away facebook will start charging Ellen and Portia divorce Taylor Swift is pregnant John Cena died Michelle Obama was born a man Elon Musk bought ABC news BRAVE: cardinals appear when angels are near 1 in 2 will get cancer all starbucks sizes are the same india lost a rafael only female mosquitoes bite agile framework requires less documentation walterweight are not skinny 99 percent of animals are prey why do I: feel so empty have diarrhea hear boss music feel like throwing up fart so much wake up in the middle of the night have high ping feel sick after eating cry for no reason hate myself why does my wife: yell at me make a big deal out of everything hit me hate me keep yelling at me fart so much yelling at me ignore me sexually shout at me scream at me why do the chinese: drink hot water use chopsticks eat anything have a different new year have different eyes like snooker want taiwan call each other onions like the number 8 love gambling why do czech: celebrate christmas on the 24th beers have so much head say ahoj names end in ova people celebrate christmas on the 24th why do turtles: live so long don't like the color black tickle each others face bury their eggs attack black hump shoes slap each other in the face eat plastic touch each other's face hate black did Harry Potter: die died kill anyone love Draco Malfoy ever use avada kedavra get any oscars died in real life ever use an unforgivable curse lose his parseltongue go to muggle school did Gandalf: die know Bilbo had the one ring bow to the hobbits died know about the balrog remember valinor die in moria have a ring tell thorin about thrain the white lose his memory why didn't Frodo: take the eagles tell Bilbo he destroyed the ring use the eagles take an eagle to Mordor throw the ring 's mithril stop shelb say legolas and sam fly to mordor kill Gollum how bad is it to marry your first cousin not change oil breathe resin not sleep one night cheat on someone stay up all night eat old chocolate drink from a moldy water bottle sleep on your back eat after brushing teeth at night BRAVE: live near an airport call up godot eat pesticides delete files from program files fail a class in college reddit ghost a cig burn incense cones accidentally grind gears can a woman: be a priest be a pope get pregnant during menstruation beat a man in a fight get pregnant without sperm entering her body become a priest have 6 kids get pregnant if she has pcos be transgender be a shaman who was stronger: spinosaurus or T-rex than Dumbledore Anakin or Luke Voldemort or Grindelwald Pablo Escobar or El Chapo Samson or Hercules Yoda or Sidious Samson or Goliath Dumbledore or Voldemort than Zeus why do gorillas: beat their chest have black eyes eat their own poop spin around have fangs if they are herbivores eat their poop show their bum spin pound their chest turn their backs why didn't Ron: get a new wand jump off the knight get detention in the first book perlman do hellboy 3 go to the ball with Fleur just get off the knight perlman narrate fallout 4 ask Hermione to the yule ball perlman play hellboy again 's spell work on scabbers why does my uncle: hate me stare at me keep touching me touch me keep staring at me yell at me make me uncomfortable tickle me not like me BING: touch me turn me on hate me shower with me keep touching me can humans survive: a pole shift can allen radiation belt on Mars rabies without meat 60 degrees celsius 50 degrees celsius 100 degrees celsius an ice age on meat alone BRAVE: a pole shift -50 degrees celcius radioation in space radionation on mars 150m underwater the van allen belt 60 degrees celsius 10x gravity did jews: start LGBT buy land in palestine eat the passover lamb celebrate holidays believe in Jesus have numbers on them celebrate easter YANDEX: hate adolf hitler during his lifetime own the most slaves settle in england before they settled in poland keep slaves marry roma people in austria hungary descend from monkeys and pigs expect a man god have health care in the middle ages stop practicing polygamy before or after christians did 911 are jews: YANDEX: white evil arabs genetically really funny interested in generical testing and east asians schrodingers poc smarter than everyone else persecuted in indonesia similar to muslims BRAVE: arabs not allowed in certain countries buried standing up a religion or a race middle eastern from israel good people christians can electricity: fry your brain pass through cloth be purple travel through water in water kill you travel through metal knock you out stop a bullet pass through plastic travel in vacuum BRAVE: travel through wood be cut off without warning be generated by cosmic radiation be generated from positive charge go in fort wayne companies shut off people's solar in water kill you be stored in the grid is there anything: after death or something AI can't do better than ChatGPT under the pyramids better than Photoshop that makes you immune to scarlet rot like Omegle bigger than gargantuan leviathan YAHOO: too hard for God I can do at home smaller than an atom in the Bible about abortion inappropriate that helps tinnitus else special today after death I can give my dog for pain is it healthy to: BING: eat eggs every day eat sperm cum daily drink olive oil fast masturbate daily cry shower everyday donate blood have sex everyday eat once a day poop everyday BRAVE: not masturbate be on pc 24/7 wear nylon and other spandex eat beans and rice everyday poop after workout burn 1500 calories per day burn 1000 calories per day drink tap water why is water: blue from the tap white free in Ireland fluoridated non living wet sprayed during rocket launch in coconut pink scarcity why do mosquitoes: bite spread disease bite me and not my husband exist bite females more like to fly near ears love me so much spit on you bite me so much buzz in people's ears were there ever any: snakes in Ireland black samurai white slaves female samurai lions in Israel female gladiators black slave owners female knights white samurai gay kings why does my poop taste: sweet like chocolate good so good bad funny salty bitter why does my poop: BRAVE: come out in small soft pieces smell like death feel sharp smells like burnt rubber burn like acid float and not flush smell like sulfur smell like chemicals why do I eat my: own dead skin dry skin snot own poop boogers dead skin fingers hands scabs nails BRAVE: own poop dead skin skin on my fingers scabs and boogers food in order skin boogers food in a certain order women are: YANDEX: made to be loved not understood smarter property things children always right why do I think about: BRAVE: death at night death everyday my crush at night him when I'm drunk my ex when I'm high things so deeply death of loved ones my friend all the time why is my penis: BRAVE: darker than my skin not growing swollen cold yellow small dry blue is it legal to: buy a tank in czech republic drink in public in spain buy a steam account own uranium sleep in your car UK make AI onlyfans pet a seal resell ikea products plant trees in the forest crop dog ears would a human: body burn up entering the atmosphere beat a cheetah in a fight body decompose in space explode in space centipede work body explode in space or chimp win burn up on reentry clone have the same fingerprints clone have the same personality BING: survive on mars body decompose in space explode in space beat a giraffe in a fight pregnancy test work on a dog BRAVE: survive black hole burn up on re-entry explode in space die going mach 10 oid with a streangth of 3 walk sink into lava skeleton decompose in space my dog: BRAVE: has diarrhea but is acting fine barks at everything that passes by ate chocolate but is acting fine is constantly scratching and biting himself ate grapes but seems fine are grapes and died keeps biting me aggressively eats grapes all the time my cat: BRAVE: keeps throwing up but seems fine has runny poop all the time are a lily and nothing happened has dandruff viciously attacked me unprovoked went blind and died is throwing up canned food does it hurt to: be shot in the head get a wrist tattoo remove cavity get sgit boil a lobster tear you hymen apply freestyle libre 3 go to the gynecologist get your lip pierced my house is: BRAVE: not a home lyrics dirty small in trust can i sell it clean why do i have mice a disgusting mess wired for ethernet now what a magic power spot wiki why do asians: BRAVE: have slanted eyes evolutionary have great hair have more collagen eat rice and not get fat have double eyelids have less body hair vote democrat like melodic dubstep why do ugly: BRAVE: guys get hot girlfirends guys like me people exist guys think they have a chance guys hit one me guys think they are hot guys hit on pretty girls girls think they're hot why aren't: BRAVE: seasons proper nouns vitamins FDA approved Hitler's speeches translated whales super intelligent mobs spawning in my mob farm my villagers breeing java my sims 4 mods working shaders working on curseforge MARGINALIA: niggers: in the white house