That MAGA took a big hit when Hulk Hogan was pinned for the last time?
That Drugs, Alcohol and Parkinsons finally did in Ozzy and now he's Under the Graveyard?
That we have a New Pope and he's from America. The US runs the Catholic Church now?
That The Pope croaked at age 88. With no Pope we're prime for Satan's picking?
That 4chan just got pwned by hackers from Soyjak.party?
That Jimmy Carter croaked at 100?
That a Mudslime coon drove a truck through a crowd in New Orleans?
That Elon wants to replace all his white workers with Indians?
That Donald Trump is now president again? You're welcome, Israel.
That Elon wants to replace all his white workers with Indians
That Donald Trump is now president again (your welcome Israel).
That ED is turning 20 years old in December?
That the Internet Archive got haxxored recently, not once, but twice? (See 31 million of you on HIBP!)
That a Trump sign started a shoot out in Las Vegas?
That NameCheap suspended the encyclopediadramatica.top domain? Tell everyone about the Tor hidden service while ED gets the chance to transfer the domain to a different registrar.
That the Maldives just b& Jews?
That Trump has been found guilty of 34 counts? Google "Trump Rule 34" for more information.
That Doge has died?
That Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash?
That encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about edramatica.com
That there is an online glory hole finder for your homoerotic pleasure?
That OJ's wife's killer finally bit the dust?
That rapper P Diddy has been on the run since last Thursday?
That child porn was recently legalized in India?
That there is an online glory hole finder for your homoerotic pleasure?
That OJ's wife's killer finally bit the dust?
That rapper P Diddy has been on the run since last Thursday?
That administrator MarioMario456 is a hot babe you should ask for nudes from?
this iteration of ED almost died because the admin forgot to pay for the domain, then someone put an EDF6 fork up during the panic?
That Reddit has banned our subreddit? Not that it mattered anyway.
That the Uncle Ted has died?
That Tucker Carlson has left Fox News?
That thugposting can land you in prison?
That Chris of MrBeast has become a tranny?
That after nearly 2 years, Chris-Chan was finally released from jail?.
That Big Tech's bank got seized by the Californian government?
That Adezero and Conrad Rockenhaus got kaizen fired because they were buttmad over her titty pic being on the wiki?
That the ED discord was deleted and that any ED discord you come across is unofficial?
That a six year old niglet in Virginia shot his teacher
That a fatass who had an ED article for 7 years shot up a gay bar?
That a Jew escaped to Argentina with 1 billion dollars of stolen client money?
That the Queen is finally dead?
That Mikhail Gorbachev has died?
That banned Wikipedo and suspected pajeet Kiko4564 sent nudes in an attempt to become Sysop on ED?
That you need to lurk moar—it's never enough?
That Keffals declared internet war to Kiwi Farms and Cloudflare?
That somebody hacked a tractor to run Doom?
That vandalism is pointless?
That the hacker known as 4chan has leaked more Hunter Biden nudes?
That Boris Johnson has resigned?
That a Fourth of July parade got shot up, in typical American fashion?
That Technoblade is dead?
That the Frenchies have stolen encyclopediadramatica.online?
That the United States has permabanned abortion for real, as well as Jew York's gun laws?
That some tranny spic just got a high score?
That there is now a sequel to AIDS, in case there weren't enough dead faggots?
That there was yet another fucking mass shooting, this time livestreamed on Twitch?
That the United States is permabanning abortion?
That there is now a sequel to AIDS, in case there weren't enough dead faggots?
That there was yet another fucking mass shooting, this time livestreamed on Twitch?
That the United States is permabanning abortion?
That Elon Musk has bought Twitter?
That a schizo nigger shot up a subway because of "muh evil whiteys"?
That Putin is invading Ukraine for the lulz?
That a mixed-race woman was completely cured of HIV?
That Bob Saget was found raped and murdered in an Orlando hotel room?
That the Golden Girls no longer pose a threat to society?
That the Bogdandoff twins got a quick rundown 6ft under?
That Some crazy bitch was found hiding fetuses in her house.
That Gilbert Gottfried is FUCKING DEAD!!!!11
That The Daily Stormer moves there domain to china after only 2 weeks on .name.
That The ED twitter is, once again, banned.
That the Golden Girls no longer pose a threat to society?
That Grichka Bogandoff got a quick rundown 6ft under?
That Aediot got arrested for retail theft?
That and that he specifically stole Magic Keyboards and two Smart Baby Socks?
That Chris-Chan raped his mother???
That you can join the Decade Restoration Team?
That Dakota Skye died of a Fentanyl overdose just like her hero?
That Black Panther LARPER BLM woman was shot in the head?
That wannabe celeb and 5ft. nothing gnome, Ethan Ralph got into a slap fight with a tranny over who had the biggest gunt?
That some retard is now a vegetable after choking himself for the "blackout challenge"??
That we have a EDF1, EDF2, and EDF6 themes on the Forums??
That you can join the Restoration 2021 Team?
That all the images from a 2017 backup were restored?
That ED is still satire in 2021?
That The Donald has launched his own website after getting booted off twatter??
That some Retard has is now a vegetable after choking himself for the "blackout challenge"??
That we have a EDF1, EDF2, and EDF6 themes on the Forums??
That George Floyd died from a Fentanyl overdose??
That AEdiot couldn't put together a working forum or wiki to save his life?
That AEdiot was planning to sell the site for Jew gold?
That AEdiot was planning to use ED to commit fraud!
That AEdiot has been dethroned in a coup?
That no one owns ED?
That an old media reporter secretly wanted to be a camwhore?
That Vietnamese police busted up a used condom resale operation?
That ED found a new frontend, so you can continue browsing the website? For like the 50th time.
That ED found a new provider, so we can continue having the offended page?
That Conrad forgot to pay the host to keep the forums up? Join us on Malhub - No Conrads allowed!
That Twitter banned our account? New Twitter account coming eventually.
That Discord also banned our server? Join our new server!
That the annual Faggot of the Year Awards are finally here? Vote now!
That the Faggot of the Decade award has also been announced? Vote now!
That a hambeast was arrested after killing two people at a Sonic, after ordering 4 small snacks at the same place?
That some EDF user we already forgot about faked her death this whole time?
That Florida's best and brightest are trying to figure out if COVID is stored in the balls?
That an old media reporter secretly wanted to be a camwhore?
That Vietnamese police busted up a used condom resale operation?
That Longcat, a cat beloved by many, hated by few, is fucking dead?
That In Russia, bacon eats you?
That a Pajeet is suing his own parents because he didn't consent to being born?
That American ice cream company Ben & Jerry's is adding election meddling to their portfolio? FOR SJWS ONLY!
That Cartoon Network is opening a hotel, presumably to make money of off autists and their already-tortured families?
That Amazon has given the banhammer to a Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume?
That "Article 13" has passed in the European Union and the draconian EU is attempting to basically ban memes? Amerifats need not worry (for now)...
That Jews are currently kvetching about a Nazi-themed sex hotel room? OY VEY!
That Art Bell, famous conspiracy radio host, has "died" and possibly has been taken out by the NWO for knowing too much?
That some female tried (and failed epically) to prove she was as good a killer as a man when she only managed to wound some geeks at JewTube?
That #BlackLivesMatter is still trying to prove that everyone hasn't forgotten that waaay out of fad hash via the white massa' that runs it now?
That some some Syrians got killed or bombed or gassed or something and that it's something that Western nations should give a flaming shit about?
That Dan "Show me your Feet" Schneider (best know for TV shows All That, Good Burger/Kenan and Kel, Drake & Josh, and iCarly) has been fired from Nickelodeon after a lengthy reign of terror?
That a Flat Earth Truther tried to launch himself into space with a home-made rocket?
That a Maryland (USA) woman attempted to punish her autistic son, ISIS-style?
That Burger King is not a fan of teh drugs?
That a woman in Florida called nigger a nigger, humped his arm, and schlicked all while in his custody?
That Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington has committed suicide at his private residence in L.A. by hanging himself?
That a woman who used a plastic penis to dupe her blindfolded girlfriend into believing she was actually a man has been jailed?
That GOP Candidate told blacks to go back to Africa?
That a man in California has been jailed for 16 years after admitting he stole and tortured cats, killing 18 of them?
That CNN have gone zerg butthurt over a kid who made a GIF retweeted by Donald Trump showing CNN getting beaten which made them dox and blackmail the kid?
That ANTIFA is now now protesting for Sharia Law?
That while people could be working toward curing cancer they instead turned their efforts toward building fridges that grow pot?
dat dem dere gub'ment done took Alex Jones' baby away and his defense is that he only does it for the lulz?
That the south's trashcan manages to embarrass itself yet again when somehow a guy pretending to be a cop pulls over an actual cop?
That everyone these days is such an attention whore that they can't even pop a cap in someone's ass without posting the whole thing on Facebook?
That bombing Arabs still somehow surprises tons of people each and every single time it happens?
That some guy you've never heard of is stepping down from something or other that you never really cared about in the first place?
That iPhones aren't just for iPhags anymore (LOL, j/k, they totally are)?
That the venerable news agency known as MTV, a bedrock and beacon of respected reporting since the 80s or something, might have might have been posting fake news?
That McDonald's hates The Donald?
That a 50 year old Japanese man was crushed to death by his 6 tonne collection of porn?
That women can glue their vagina shut to save all that precious menstral blood for like a vampire or something instead of tampons...wait, this CANNOT be real, right?
That not getting DDOS'd will sometimes, tragically, get all your personal info leaked you stupid fucks?
That you can buy female looking dolls with penises because you are a complete failure as a parent and totally messed up your kid?
That even snakes think those giant ear gauges are totally freakin' gross?
That what's-his-face who used to be on Twitter or something did something black guys something something on that show no one watches?
That the chick from the opening scene of The Way of the Gun that also had a TV show for five minutes is now using Drumpf as a means of attempting to stay relevant?
That Vladimir Putin talked on the phone with one of Trump's lackeys and...that's pretty much the entire story?
That ice eventually melts and this is somehow news to people?
That the innocent act of livestreaming surprise sex with a four-year-old can actually get you arrested?
That the British are so rich that they have money to burn (like, literally, in front of a bum for some reason)?
That a gay Nazi pornstar (as if there were some other kind) was arrested for manufacturing drugs?
That if the taco ain't hot you might get shot (see 'cause it rhymes)?
That Kiwi Farms is back online?
That some more political bullshit involving some white guys that no one cares about, except for a couple libtards and cuckservatives, involving appointing someone to something blah blah blah blah?
That a racist "Help Wanted" sign said that minorities need not apply under the ridiculous premise that minorities ever try to apply for actual jobs?
That those lovely feminists from the Washington, DC mark kidnapped, tortured, and killed a man by squeezing his testicles with a pair of pliers?
That some unimportant SNL writer got fired after tweeting that Barron Trump could become the nation's first homeschooled shooter?
That scientists are creating human-animal hybrids because scientists are seriously fucked up?
That the God King Emperor is making good on all his beneficial edicts to mankind?
That Kiwi Farms closed down, and the refugee kiwis are now flocking to ED?
That criminal behavior is now considered a mental disorder so bratty kids can do whatever they want and get away scot-free?
That dogs can actually fly and a totally sane woman from the totally sane state of Florida actually proved this?
That a man accidentally hanged himself when a sadomasochistic sex act went horribly wrong?
That Obamacare is being replaced with Trumpcare even though no one knows exactly what the fuck that is?
That 4chan trolled the world by creating a fake Trump dossier released by BuzzFeed saying that he enjoyed taking golden showers?
That a controversial painting depicting cops as pigs has been repeatedly taken down and hung back up in the Capitol building?
That after eight tear-jerking seasons on the air The Obama Show was finally canceled?
That Microsoft showed its employees murder porn because they enjoy giving their employees PTSD?
That some random guy you found on an app who you willingly get in a car with stabbed their passenger five times?
That Donald Trump won the Electoral College even though no one who actually went to college voted for him?
That the small penised, slave laboring, math masters have given the US back the drone they caught?
That 22 Mexicans died in a fireworks explosion, which is actually way fewer Mexicans that usually die on a daily basis in Mexico if you think about it?
That what's-her-face from Star Wars nearly died of a heart attack?
That Donald Trump has finally been names Time Magazine's Person of the Year to absolutely no backlash whatsoever?
That somehow yet another building burning down in California is still considered news?
That the beloved star of the 2008 documentary Who's Nailin' Paylin? is being considered for Secretary of Veterans Affairs?
That poetic justice is alive and well in Europe as the daughter of a high-ranking EU official was raped and murdered by a refugee?
That some fatass fatty got fat shamed by Old Saint Nick after sitting on his lap?
That Twitter is threatening to ban the president-elect if he does not start admitting that Amy Schumer is smart and funny and like all women?
That South Korea has determined that using an aimbot should land you five years in prison?
That 16 people are dead and 50 are injured in Libya after a monkey stole stole some chick's scarf?
That Hollywood, ever determined to make Amy Schumer the Princess of Earth, has unironically chose her to play Barbie in an upcoming live action movie?
That Pope Francis, leader of the Catholic Church which has paid out nearly $4 billion to child sexual abuse victims, says it's a sin to spread fake news, saying it's like being aroused by shit and eating shit?
That Wikileaks revealed that some guy was dreaming about John Podesta's "hot dog stand" in Hawaii?
That the CEO of Reddit Steve Huffman admitted to editing the comments of Trump fans?
That President Donald Trump is considering a retard for Secretary of Veterans Affairs?
That a girl who is not Madonna sucked 24 dicks for a prize?
That fatty Amy Schumer is going to star in a live-action Barbie movie because Sony learned nothing from Ghostbusters?
That over 15,000 people voted for a dead gorilla in the 2016 Presidential Election?
That Kanye West came out as a Trump supporter before having a nervous breakdown, being hospitalized, and cancelling his live performances indefinitely?
That calls to suicide hotlines by crying liberals skyrocketed after Hillary Clinton was BTFO by The Donald?
That a doctor said men who voted for Hillary Clinton have low testosterone?
That a student in Tennessee went to a Black Lives Matter event wearing a gorilla mask and tried to hand out bananas?
That Tay Zonday thinks that ED is a reliable source?
That women can be turned into dogs if exposed to the proper motivation?
That the Pope said that Sweden is an absolute shithole as if we didn't all know that already?
That Cher has threatened to do the shotgun mouthwash if Donald Trump gets elected?
That some weird tree fucking thing is happening in Australia that we that we don't even know how to properly describe?
That the FBI reviewed 650,000 emails in one week somehow and declared Hillary Clinton to be the blameless saint we all knew her to be?
That no one would be surprised if it turned out Bill Clinton shoved Slick Willie into a black chick many years ago?
That edgy 13-year-old-boys will have to find a new place to pollute as 4chan is dying like it should have years ago?
That no one showed up to a university's mandatory 'All Men Are Rapists' class?
That Hitler is alive and well and living in Brazil?
That all women, without exception, are filthy liars?
That people are actually upset that the ancient Pepe meme is being used for hate even though it's a stupid cartoon frog?
That Dindus are still being arrested for Nuffin'?
That Adult Swim put up Space Ghost for free because Zorak and Moltar are Dead.
That Luchadores attempted to rob a Florida gas station?
That printed out memes are being used this presidential campaign?
That due to Maine budget cuts Rosetta Stone is the teacher of the year?
That a man in Iowa was arrested for joining a dick measuring contest?
That the post office is stealing your mail. It's not just you.
That about half of all Japanese under 35 are virgins?
That The Donald likes Pepe the frog, much to Hillary's horror?
That about half of all Japanese under 35 are virgins?
That a "reproductive medicine specialist" was using his own semen to knock everyone up?
That Wal-Mart is replacing it's wage slaves with robots?
That if you inject blood right into your junk you'll cum harder?
That refugees are leaving Germany because they weren't pampered enough there?
That Wells Fargo opened over a million accounts without anyone's permission?
That lazy jihadists are taking selfies of themselves exploding at home?
That a painting of the Turkish president with a banana up his ass is high art?
That a child suffocated after the babysitter sat on it?
That if you're always online you're probably an aspie?
That the Money-funnel known as ITT has shut down?
That people are calling a computer program "racist" after it said that white girls are pretty?
That a 17 year old seduced his teacher with Post-it notes?
That Pokemon Go is offensive to vegetarians and Indians because the game has eggs in it?
That ISIS has banned the burka after a veiled woman killed a bunch of them?
That a guy from Illinois played IRL Grand Theft Auto then turned down a plea bargain because "jesus says no man should judge another man"?
That a missing Mormon thought to be dead has actually been in Best Korea tutoring Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un?
That Norway is building a wall to keep out hoards of refugees on bicycles?
That an old Japanese man used Karate to successfully chase off a bear?
That Trump is suing the Daily Mail for Calling his wife a whore?
That ADHD aka "minimal brain dysfunction" is a fake disease made to get kids hooked on pills?
That a 16 year old girl killed herself over fears that she would be called racist?
That a senator from Maine wishes he could duel the reporter that called him "Racist".
That past their prime actresses are trying to make it illegal to post anyone's age on the internet?
That American Millenials are carying dildos around college campuses to protest people carrying guns?
That the Cincinnati Zoo wants you to stop talking about their dead gorilla?
That Cops can't tell the difference between doughnut glaze and meth?
That Donald Trump has Troll's Remorse over his presidential campaign?
That Best Korea now has it's own Netflix and Beer Festivals?
That a racist anarchist/communist organization has both set Milwaukee on fire and drummed up 500 million dollars in the last year?
That a drunk cougar choked to death at a "corn dog" eating contest?
That Gawker is finally dead! Sadly their other sites like Kotaku are being sold to Latinos.
That "Russians" have hacked the CIA and are selling NSA spying tools?
That a Chinese man on vacation in Germany tried to report a stolen wallet and ended up being sent to a refugee camp by mistake?
That a 16 year old girl killed herself over fears that she would be called racist?
That Donald Tump has Troll's Remorse over his presidential campaign?
That Best Korea now has it's own Netflix and Beer Festivals?
That a racist anarchist/communist organization has drummed up 500 million dollars in the last year?
That a drunk cougar choked to death at a "corn dog" eating contest in a bar?
That in Africa they don't shoot the zoo animals if a kid ends up in their enclosure.
That "Russians" have hacked the CIA and are selling NSA spying tools?
That a Chinese man on vacation in Germany tried to report a stolen wallet and ended up being sent to a refugee camp by mistake?
That a little old Christian lady is trying to sue ALL of the gays?
That a 61 year old mother's newborn baby was killed when she left a 6 year old in charge?
That a show calling out millenials as easily offended offended the millenial in the test group easily.
That Italy is classing Veganism as child abuse after having to rescue multiple malnourished "vegan" children?
That the water in Brazil is so nasty the olympic pool turned green with an algae bloom overnight?
That Italy is classing Veganism as child abuse after having to rescue multiple malnourished "vegan" children?
That a mother of nine has been convicted for wincest with her willing son?
That Subway is giving cops free meth with each purchase?
That NYC censored the free internet kiosks because hobos were using them for porn?
That you can lose your head if you up on the world's tallest water slide?
That the Olympics have banned gifs and webms?
That Russian lolis have begun to fight back?
That Chris-chan is finally growing a TRUE and HONEST REAL vagina?
That an elephant killed a child at the zoo by throwing a rock?
That a Japanese managed to kill 15 people without the aid of a gun?
That all charges against the innocent cops who arrested monster Freddie Gray have been officially dismissed?
That tons of lame Chicken vs. Turkey puns can be made about the military coup going on right now in Turkey?
That privileged white kids are actually jealous that dindus get shot by cops (we are not kidding)?
That a Mexican woman in South Carolina was peeing out...oh, God, OK, you just have to read this one?
That an enterprising teenager blew himself up on YouTube because e-fame is totally worth looking like a mutant from Fallout 4?
That Marvel has changed Iron Man into Ebony Woman?
That the virtuous FBI cleared blameless saint Hillary Clinton of the baseless right-wing conspiracy against her?
That a meth addict and his girlfriend beheaded the man who allegedly raped her?
That an obviously gay man wouldn't have sex with a drunk 26-year-old even after she threatened to kill him with a hatchet?
That white people successfully sued Philadelphia for racial discrimination?
That a man from Wisconsin (surprise surprise) broke into a house with the express purpose of fucking a dog?
That the United Kingdom has voted to leave the European Union?
That yet another sexy teacher is being unfairly her student for bringing about a meaningless coming of age sexual experience?
That an American in China slashed his own neck after receiving a four year sentence on drug charges?
That a Muslim in China killed 29 people without the aid of a gun?
That lucky Brazilian prisoners now get to take awesome hallucinogenic drugs as a means of rehabilitation in prison?
That Bruce "Ash" Campbell caught conservatives pretending that an "injured" actress was actually attacked by anti-Trump activists?
That doctors in Columbia had to remove a live grenade from a soldier's nose a grenade launcher caused it to be embedded in his skull?
That Hillary Clinton wore a $12,500 burlap sack during a speech on inequality?
That Mexicans in positions of power are allowing Trump supporters to be attacked without consequence?
That idiot singer Guns N' Roses Axl Rose, unaware of the Streisand Effect, has tried to get his "fat pictures" removed from the internet?
That a sexy Latina middle school teacher is being unfairly persecuted for having sex with her lucky 13-year-old student?
That a wussy Wisconsin loser cried during his mugshot after being arrested to trying to sexually assault a woman during a house party?
That militant SJW trannys tried and failed to keep a decorated War Machine from being college staff after he spoke out against tranny bathroom rights?
That a #BlackLivesMatter leader was arrested for pimping out a 17-year-old-girl in a Maryland motel room?
That now science has discovered how to give men with small penises an opportunity to have them surgically swapped out with big ones?
That the Mayor of London is now a Muslim who, therefore, prays to Mecca five times daily, won't eat English bacon, and holds the Quran in higher esteem than English law?
That the Obama Administration is threatening public schools with lawsuits and budget cuts if they do not allow transgendered students to use any restroom they'd like?
That a woman Florida–the most backward and hillbilly state in the Union–had a turtle smash through her windshield while driving because that's just the kind of dumb shit that happens in Flordia?
That taking selfies is far more important than preserving 126-year-old pieces of art?
That, in a shocking turn of events a refugee was not grateful that his white, liberal host took him in and made him teh killed?
That those shitty, unmaintenanced carnival rides run by meth addicts can actually be dangerous?
That a veterinarian who shot a cat with an arrow believes that she should be allowed to keep her veterinary license?
That German Google no longer allows links to ED, even if you search for Encyclopedia Dramatica?
That a lying Texas pastor faked an anti-gay message on a cake and Foods has video evidence to prove it?
That the FBI finally unlocked the San Bernardino Shooter's iPhone and didn't find shit?
That Andrew Jackson is getting kicked off the $20 bill bus while black woman Harriet Tubman gets to ride up front?
That a Swedish political party wants to make urinating while standing illegal for both health and sanitation reasons?
That Blizzard dropped the banhammer on the largest WoW vanilla private server in history?
That a 14 year old girl killed a drunk while high on her mother's drugs with a shovel and a television set?
That two men stabbed each other in a fight after one of them defecated on the other one's lawn?
That nobody rapper Azealia Banks tweeted that noted autist Sarah Palin should be raped by the "burliest blackest negroes"?
That an anonymous person has just dumped the largest amount of dirty corporate secrets EVAR in an info-dump they're calling the "Panama Papers"?
That Anonymous, still useless, has devolved into a civil war between Trump supporters and Trump opponents?
That the grorious Peopre's Repubric of China banned Aprir Foor's Day because Western pranks go against sociarist varues?
That a black student at San Francisco State University confronted a white student for his cultural appropriation of dreadlocks?
That a North Carolina man was arrested for not returning a 2001 VHS tape of the classic Tom Green masterpiece Freddy Got Fingered?
That the outdated, softcore porn magazine Playboy is going to be sold off along with the famous Playboy Mansion?
That a liberal in Colorado has refused to rent out his property to people voting for Donald Trump?
That Gawker was just ordered to pay Hulk Hogan $115 million for posting a clip of Hulk having sex and using racial slurs?
That the Economist Intelligence Unit has rated Donald Trump's potential presidency one of the top 10 threats to global safety?
That convicted pedophile and former Subway spokesman Jared Fogel was beaten senseless in prison for perceived special treatment?
That Donald Trump canceled an appearance at the University of Chicago after thousands of protesters mixed with supporters?
That Canada is housing furries and refugees together in the same hotel?
That Christopher "m00t" Poole has sold out and accepted a job at Google?
That murdering tranny attention whore Caitlyn Jenner is under fire from progressives for endorsing Republican Ted Cruz for president?
That liberals are planning to leave the USA and move to Canada because they're afraid Donald Trump might become president?
That Nintendo is being asked to fire pedophile sympathizer Alison Rapp because she argued that possession of child porn should be legal?
That a woman was caught at JFK airport in New York with a half-pound of cocaine hidden inside of her vagina?
That a 14-year-old Tumblrite in Canada attacked her classmates and teachers with two knives injuring nine?
That Mark Zuckerberg reprimanded Facebook employees from changing "BlackLivesMatter" to "AllLivesMatter" on the company wall?
That a man burned his pregnant teenage girlfriend alive because he didn't want to be a father?
That the FBI is demanding that Apple help them break into the San Bernardino shooter's phones by creating a new app?
That a U.S. Marine veteran was beaten by a group of black teenagers while asking him if black lives matter?
That a Minneapolis City Council Member doxed her own constituents for questioning her involvement with a #BlackLivesMatter protest?
That a Russian anti-smoking campaign features a sign saying cigarettes kill more people than Obama?
That Twitter, in order to curtail offensive tweets, is establishing a "Trust & Safety Council" whose membership includes Anita Sarkeesian?
That a thrift store assistant manager raped two women he caught shoplifting in order to teach them not to steal?
That the city of Ferguson, Missouri is being sued by the U.S. Department of Justice for laying down the law?
That a Polish student who was obsessed with Hannibal Lecter beheaded his Italian language teacher with a samurai sword?
That a group of refugees in Russia got pummeled by locals after they sexually assaulted several women outside of a nightclub?
That an autistic, e-famous, tranny named Danielle Jacobs was shot and killed by police after attacking them with a knife?
That a politician from New Zealand was publicly assaulted with a pink dildo for signing on with the Trans-Pacific Partnership?
That a black man made an emotional appeal on Facebook for blacks to stop hating other blacks and was killed hours later?
That an Australian was arrested for plotting to blow up police by packing kangaroos with explosives in the name of ISIS?
That the Olympic committee will now allow transsexual men to compete against women in the Olympics?
That a Canadian judge has ruled that simply making insightful comments on Twitter does not constitute a crime?
That a beta got beat by a brainy bitch with a bodacious butt?
That U.S. Customs Border Agents stopped a truckload full of weed cleverly disguised as carrots that look like dongs?
That North Korean scientists claim to have invented an alcoholic beverage that doesn't cause hangovers?
That migrants in Germany had their public pool privileges revoked for sexually harassing female pool patrons?
That a disadvantaged black woman is raising money for Poweball reimbursement?
That a woman from Virginia who ran a Fight Club for babies has been convicted of child cruelty?
That washed-up actor Sean Penn may soon be the star of a Mexican drug cartel beheading video?
That an anti-rape activist live-blogged her own rape just minutes after the attack as an example to other rape victims?
That Syrian refugees are cucking German men by sexually assaulting German women?
That North Korea now has the Hydrogen-Bomb?
That Syrian asylum seekers have asked to be moved from a refugee housing facility because they believe it's haunted by ghosts?
That Bill Cosby has finally been formally charged with sexual assault for sticking his pudding pop into unwilling women?
That Belgian police were having an orgy instead of searching for terrorists?
That a German man died trying to steal condoms?
That selfie sticks were invented in order to kill stupid people?
That a Georgian in prison for armed robbery was set free after singing in a television reality show?
That a student was almost shot for revealing spoilers from the new Star Wars movie?
That Anonymous has declared war on Donald Trump but only managed to take down one of his websites for a couple of hours?
That Dutch students can pay for their driving lessons with sex?
That the Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act is now the law and allows the NSA to spy on your private information?
That a Danish comedian takes baths with his infant daughter?
That a Saudi millionaire was acquitted of rape by claiming he accidentally penetrated a girl when he tripped?
That hambeast fetish model Tess Holliday scammed her fans by selling $40 t-shirts in the name of charity, never sent any shirts and spent all the money on a trip to Disneyland?
That two white people in Maryland were set on fire by a black person?
That you can watch Scarsfield online?, should you want to traumatize yourself.
That Avery Chicoine is a batshit insane schizophrenic child molester that runs 4 different cp chans?
That film-making hambeast Michael Moore is opening his door to Syrian refugees?
That Charlie Sheen is HIV positive?
That all women are either gay or bisexual but NEVER straight?
That Jared Fogle asked a mother to set up webcams in her 10-year-old's bedroom?
That a 53-year-old man called 911 because his girlfriend would not have sex with him?
That California cops are using nunchuks as an alternative to TASERS?
That a Swedish student with a sword took a selfie with fellow students before going on a slashing spree at the same school?
That Sesame Street has introduced an autistic muppet named Julia?
That a sexy former cheerleader was convicted of raping a lucky 15-year-old-boy?
That Greece has anally rekt the Eurozone?
That gays are finally allowed to marry in good ol' Murica?
That there's an Indiegogo campaign to shoot the world's first space porno?
That Mr. "You're Fired", the Donald himself, is finally getting off his rich ass and running for president?
That PewDiePie is taking the next step in attention whoring by scoring a book deal?
That Uwe Boll has finally ragequit the movie business from being butthurt at Kickstarter?
That a visual effects artist for Game of Thrones was mauled to death by a lion in South Africa?
That a 13-year-old girl jumped off a bridge because her dad chopped her hair off?
That Michigan is serving maggots in their prison food?
That a cuckolding fetishist was hired to make an interracial children's sitcom for Nickelodeon?
That TheDOSFag is a closet furry?
That a woman was locked up for having sex too loudly?
That you can pay to support pedo rape fantasies on Patreon?
That WeatherManKevin was arrested for soliciting a prostitute?
That Fiero425 is looking to pos your neg ass?
That you can pay to support pedo rape fantasies on Patreon?
That WeatherManKevin was arrested for soliciting a prostitute?
That Fiero425 is looking to pos your neg ass?
That Dumblr Feminist is the biggest lolcow 2015 has seen so far?
That Lenovo bundles man in the middle malware on their PC's?
That Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015 is IGN's 10/10 Game of the Year?
That Peter Coffin is still insisting he's married to a sex doll?
That according to the Pentagon, Vladimir Putin is an aspie?
That piranhas chewed up a 6-year-old girl's legs in Brazil?
That China is mass-producing sex dolls for bronies?
That moot quit 4chan because he couldn't handle the cuck?
That LifeInATent and MeganLeeHeart are back and hiding behind their shitty Let's Play channels?
That Leelah Alcorn committed suicide because he was a hellbound tranny?
That Chris-chan maced a Gamestop employee and went to jail for it?
That Hasbro was sued by concerned parents over their new line of toy dildos?
That hackers leaked 13000 passwords just for the lulz?
That Bill Waggoner has vowed to destroy ED via a 10gb/s DDos attack, and hopefully wipe Likeicare from the face of the planet?
That Brianna Wu didn't actually leave her home in mid-October, like she told numerous media outlets?
That another white cop got away with killing an unarmed black man in public?
That the Black Panther Party tried killing Ferguson's police chief but failed miserably?
That SJWs are using children to push their pathetic agendas?
That doxxing isn't a real word, and you should feel stupid for using it?
That Doxbin, Silk Road, and other hidden Tor services were seized by feds?
That the new and improved KKK aims to be interracial?
That a man uploaded photos of a woman he strangled to death on 4chan?
That Shahn Christian Andersen filed a lolsuit against several EDiots for writing and editing his article?
That a man in the UK is spending his life in prison for swearing in public?
That another white cop got away with killing an unarmed black man in public?
That the Black Panther tried killing Ferguson's police chief but failed miserably?
That SJWs are using children to push their pathetic agendas?
That doxxing isn't a real word, and you should feel stupid for using it?
That Doxbin, Silk Road, and other hidden Tor services were seized by feds?
That the new and improved KKK aims to be interracial?
That a man uploaded photos of a woman he strangled to death on 4chan?
That Shahn Christian Andersen filed a lolsuit against several EDiots for writing and editing his article?
That Timothy McVeigh finally has his own ED article?
That Daniel Brandt still thinks he can take down ED?
That the first person in the US has died from ebola?
That Jennifer Lawrence is claiming her nude photo hacking was a sex crime?
That a 14-year-old Japanese girl is calling for the massacre of Koreans?
That playing the fat card can get you off the hook for making bomb threats?
That Pornhub is starting their own record label?
That Hispanic police forces are working to prevent an OpSanJuan?
That a man was arrested for trying to help his 13-year-old son kill himself?
That a woman lied about getting a third boob in order to look uglier?
That Phobos was set up and murdered by niggers over selling his PS4?
That Satan's scriptures are coming soon to a school near you?
That after being redirected to a huge flashing Swastika for 5 years, the original Germany article is back?
That a former Auschwitz guard was charged with 300,000 counts of accessory to murder?
That a Chinese man cooked his girlfriend's dog and fed it to her?
That a monkey crashed a car through a gas station just to steal a banana?
That Kanye West stopped one of his shows because a cripple wouldn't stand up for him?
That a couple in Florida called 911 on their "crazy cat" for attacking them?
That Satoshi Nakamoto's identity has been hijacked and is now up for sale?
That TJ Lane escaped from prison for 6 hours?
That Muslims have declared jihad on a cartoon pig?
That women in the UK were trolled by a restaurant's wallpaper of insecurities?
That jerking off into your coworker's coffee will get her to notice you?
That nuclear pigs are roaming loose in Germany?
That over 9000 children were sexually abused during the Rotherham scandal?
That a man committed suicide by ripping his own head off?
That according to internet journalists, ED is an online trollgarden?
That 4chan is a "Cathedral of Misogyny" for donating to women's charities?
That YOU can get an (at) ED email address?
That ED has a super awesome Facebook group?
That bitches are afraid of Malaysian Airlines?
That Reece’s are popular with the maggots?
That Germany lost Lenin's head?
That ISIS propaganda includes an 'Islamic State of Cat' account on Twitter?
That MMA fighter beat his porn star girlfriend nearly to death then tweets that he's hungry?
That the officer who shot Michael Brown has received $60,000$100,000 in donations?
That Taylor Swift's new music video got Earl Swift's feelings hurt because it was racist?
That a 'Long Live the Nazis' spaghetti dish was sold in Taiwan?
That a man wishes he were confined to a wheelchair?
That North Korea fired three missiles at the Pope?
That a woman found a swaztika burned onto her sandwhich bun at a McDonalds?
That GameFAQs has proven nearly half of their users are neckbeards living with their parents?
That a man is facing jail over cartoon pictures of Bart Simpson having sex with his sister Lisa?
That a huge butter spill created a traffic jam?
That movie-goers who went to see Guardians of the Galaxy were shown Rise of the Guardians instead?
That hours before 9/11 Bill Clinton blamed himself for not killing Osama Bin Laden?
That a boy died while participating in a Facebook fire challenge?
That a Canadian fertility clinic banned a white patient from using sperm of a non-white donor?
That you can win $111,000 for cracking Tor?
That a man is suing a hospital for cutting off his dick?
That the UK is so high on cocaine that they've contaminated their water supply?
That a Scottish woman had a sex toy crammed up her vagoo for 10 years?
That Likeicare EDiot is Best EDiot?
That a 4-year-old was banned from a donut shop for asking a fat chick if she was preggo?
That Chinamen are rednecks?
That George Harrison's memorial tree was killed by beetles?
That a "selfie addict" attempted suicide after failing to take the perfect selfie?
That being a fatass in Europe is now a rewarding disability?
That vaginas are illegal in Japan, but cocks are okay?
That thanks to feminism, Thor is now a woman?
That Instagram deleted someone's account because they were too fat?
That the KKK is now using candy to recruit new members?
That police wanted to force a teenage boy to get a hard-on so they could photograph it?
That 4chan and tumblr are at war with each other?
That Snorlax is suing ESPN and the New York Yankees for $10 million?
That a cheerleader from Texas supports endangered animals by hunting them?
That feminists have their own programming language?
That French police lost deadly explosives at an airport during a failed training exercise?
That PayPal froze the $275,000 donated funds of a Swiss encrypted email service?
That Pablo Escobar's pet hippopotamuses are taking over Columbia?
That Nebraska released hundreds of inmates by mistake, and now wants them back?
That a French zookeeper beat an ostrich to death with a shovel, only to blame it on a pony?
That a Chinese millionaire trolled hundreds of homeless people in NYC?
That Nazi hipsters are the latest trend in Germany?
That an American exchange student got trapped in a stone vagina?
That suicide warnings on antidepressants cause suicides?
That Australians think it's funny to wear cooking utensils as hats for their ID photos?
That a LARPer on LSD tried to slay a woman's car with a sword?
That Japan finally banned CP?
That Watch Dogs can teach you how to hack into computers and cell phones?
That Jews use "ritual bathhouses" for mass child molestation, and worse?
That six seniors had to kill themselves in order to bypass a new law against burials in China?
That virgin rage is now a leading cause of murder?
That the owner of an NBA team doesn't want the court to close?
That playing Xbox is worth killing a baby over?
That animals make legit scapegoats for insurance claims?
That there's a Spanish village called Kill The Jews?
That parodying the mayor of Peoria, Illinois on Twitter is serious business?
That all Android users are misogynists?
That weev's sentence was vacated and he's now free?
That a kid tried shooting up his school with a knife?
That LEGO toys are tools of Satan?
That Sweden = North Korea?
That a 5-year-old hacked an Xbox?
That if you don't drink Wilkins Coffee, Kermit the Frog will kill you?
That more men than women are raped in the United States?
That in Pakistan, a 9 month old baby can be charged with murder?
That a shopper stabbed herself to death in a busy Asda store?
That global warming is a cause of erectile dysfunction?
That a woman stabbed her mother because she was a minion of Satan?
That a trip to Mars is prohibited by Islam?
That an Arizona state senator opposes teaching Algebra because it is pornographic?
That a kid stabbed his mum and chopped off his dick after taking a drug called meow meow?
That an Australian pig drank 18 beers and got in a fight with a cow?
That according to Sue Basko you are now a criminal by accessing this site?
That according to Sue Basko you are now a criminal by accessing this site?
That Denmark has banned the production of kosher and halal meat because animals > durkas and heebs?
That Canadians can buy crack pipes in vending machines?
That McGruff the Crime Dog got sentenced nearly two decades for a plantation and weapons arsenal?
That a British whale was jailed for trolling herself?
That an African-American with HIV secretly videotaped himself having sex with 32 people in 4 months?
That Chris-chan burned down his own fucking house and is now homeless?
That there is an amusement park in Cambodia that you can blow a cow up with a rocket launcher?
That the age of consent in 1880 in the US ranged from 7 to 12?
That climate change is turning women into prostitutes?
That hipster bands think baby fuck is mega-lolz?
That parents let a second child died from pneumonia because they prayed instead of seeking medical attention?
That a Chinese man commits suicide at mall after girlfriend insists on buying more shoes?
That young men in California more like women?
That the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum has just reached half a million useless shitposts?
That Encyclopedia Dramatica now has a CyTube channel where you can watch the movie "Mean Girls" over and over 24/7?
That it's illegal to have AIDS in China?
That the South African president knocks out gays, spreads AIDS, confiscates babies, and fucks bitches just like an EDiot?
That otaku are literally driving japanese people extinct?
That PETA cares about your penis too!
That Muslims and niggers are trying for new high scores in Kenya and D.C?
That magnets disprove homosexuality?
That the Irate Gamer Gottgame.com site got hacked?
That an Asian driver hits two people, hesitates, then runs one over just to be sure.
That Phil Fish canceled Fez 2 over a tweet?
That Turkish men are not gay, you are gay for letting them fuck you prettyboy.
That a member of UK's Labour Party was molested by holographic aliens as a child?
That Brazil Nuts are called niggertoes?
That lostphrophets singer, Ian Watkins isn't aww right for baby rape?
That a few criminals is all it takes for all US citizens to be punished?
That you no longer need to kill three people to become a terrorist, one is plenty enough, provided it is a soldier?
That something's wrong when a white girl runs into a black man's arms?
That a 25 year old attacked an 11 year old kid over Pokémon cards?
That climate change forces women into prostitution?
That a Tennessee family is suing a radio station and a meme generator website for $18 million for using their son's face as a meme?
That a Tennessee family is suing a radio station and a meme generator website for $18 million for using their son's face as a meme?
That a honors student in Cincinnati tried to kill himself in front of his classmates with a handgun?
That Aush0k got arrested for posing as the leader of a leaderless computer hacker group?
That a father-son nigger team pulled an Ak-47 when someone messed up their order of chicken wings?
That Reddit supports freedom of speech so much that it has spam-filtered links to ED?
That Wall Street got buttfucked by an Associated Press tweet?
That killing three people is all it takes to be a terrorist nowadays?
That the Iranians now have Time Travel technology?
That a Virginia shooter announced his plan on 4chan? No wonder he got caught before killing anyone.
That a Tennessee vice mayor has been pulling up to other peoples' cars while jerking off?
That a "paralyzed" Twitch Streamer who received $20.000 in donations got caught live on Stream walking?
That a nigger that got caught masturbating in a public library has been banned from every library on Earth?
That an Ohio gunman killed three students, wore a shirt saying "killer" to court, and told the victims' relatives "The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory"?
That Boxxy's website got hacked? User passwords and private messages for everybody!
That Weev got more jail time than the Steubenville rapists combined?
That Bronies are sexist and female Bronies are planning to make their own documentary because they feel they weren't getting enough recognition?
That PETA is bitching about whaling in Assassin's Creed 4? Those poor, innocent virtual whales!
That a Pennsylvania school was locked down because the receptionist misheard a student's rendition of the Bel-Air theme song?
That Bronies are sexist and female Bronies are planning to make their own documentary because they feel they weren't getting enough recognition?
That Indonesian brothels use orangutans as prostitutes?
That Guts is going to be a movie?
That a girl got willingly fucked by her dog for losing a bet?
That someone on EDF2 made a game called "Bullet to the Head of the NRA" which is causing a lot of controversy? Download it here.
That le Reddit co-founder Aaron Swartz killed himself?
That a 5 year old girl was suspended for threatening to shoot her friend with a bubble gun?
That someone on EDF2 made a game called "Bullet to the Head of the NRA" which is causing a lot of controversy? Download it here.
That le Reddit co-founder Aaron Swartz killed himself?
That Anonymous has nothing better to do than protest the rape of some chick from some nowhere town?
That people are cutting themselves to protest Justin Bieber smoking?
That being a High School football player compensates for being a rapist?
That two teenage girls drugged the parents of one so that they could beat an imposed Internet curfew?
That bragging on Facebook about driving drunk will get you a swift pwn by the police?
That a New Year fireworks show in Africa left at least 61 people dead? Don't feel bad, they were niggers.
That a man shot his girlfriend for not taking the possibility of a zombie apocalypse seriously?
That the Westboro Baptist Church members got doxed after announcing their intentions to picket the funerals of the twenty children killed in the Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre?
That a British nurse killed herself over a prank call?
That the UN wants to control the internet? Because SOPA and PIPA were oh so successful.
That Germany barely realized that bestiality is bad?
That a 12 year old girl was blamed for getting raped?
That after raping a woman, a Philadelphian man taunted her by saying "Ha, Ha, I just infected you with HIV"?
That Jury selection for weev's trial started?
That chanarchive.org is now part of the Encyclopedia Dramatica family of websites?
That bitching about Disney buying out Star Wars won't undo the prequels, Christmas special, and cartoon?
That shaving your head will help cure Justin Bieber's imaginary cancer?
That cops will taze your ass if they confuse your walking stick for a samurai sword?
That the Brony fandom is fading?
That women can fuck 4,000 guys and still get upset whenever you make fun of their profession as whores?
That people are killing their pets because of the Stoner Dog meme?
That just because you're a Brony doesn't mean you can't get any?
That you can join one of many projects to help people live their lives as elves?
That Four Army soldiers plotted a range of anti-government attacks?
That snickers are now available in a new flavour?
That it took Obama four years to be considered more influential than Justin Bieber?
That British men are useless in bed because they cannot cum successfully?
That a pirate must pay USD$675,000 to the RIAA as a fine?
That there is finally a new operating system in development made with the the gay black man in mind.
That a man in PA turned road rage into an epic new level?
That a father from Indiana admitted to strapping his kids on the hood of his car?
That a guy was caught trying to hire someone from Craigslist to rape his own wife?
That it's been proven Italians can't swim for shit?
That two dumbasses in Florida tried to break into a house through the fucking doggie door?
That Chris-chan was sentenced to community service and mandatory psychiatric care, after trespassing, hitting someone with his car, and assaulting a police officer nine months ago?
That a man ate his family dog alive?
That Rudy Eugene's Toxicology Reports Show That Marijuana Led To Murderous Attack
That a woman was super glued to a toilet at a Walmart?
That Rodney King slipped from his pool and became an hero? [1]
That Ryan Cleary is too autistic to be extradited
That the Department of Homeland Security is concerned about terrorists eating pork in Mexico on a cloudy day?
That Scotland Yard IT staff no longer can use the term "Blacklist" because it is RACIST
That a canadian teacher showed the 1 Lunatic 1 Ice pick video to his students during class?
That Mr. Trollolol died, but will live on forever as an old meme?
That Luka Magnotta was arrested while looking for news on himself?
That a drug called "bath salts" reportedly caused a man to go berserk and eat a homeless man's face?
That a Japanese cook cooked his own cock?
That Facebook was never worth $38 a share?
That you should suggest something for DYK
That the end of the world was officially called off sometime last Thursday?
That China is making "stamina" pills by grinding up dead babies into a fine powder?
That the author of "Kony 2012" is arrested for masturbating in public?
That Augusto Pinochet killed people for the lulz?
That Friendship is Magic?
That Disney made shitty games all over the history?
That Nigerians are the better scammers out there, after Jews?
That no one uses the Good Joke:Word Count Ratio protocol?
That Daniel Brandt is blackmailing Wikipedia by withholding 100 backlinks until they delete another article?
That Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990?
That Kevin Martin has declared war with ED?
That for any given male character, there is a female version, and vice versa?
That it's no secret that Steve Jobs was a complete douchebag to the people around him?
That dating sims can sometimes involved retarded crippled girls?
That ED will be at ROFLcon III in Boston on May 4th and 5th?
That Jews killed Jesus?
That Jews don't celebrate Christmas?
That Christmas is a chance for Muslims to blow themselves and some innocent bystanders up?
That after Christmas comes Kwanzaa?
That old seedy pedophiles dress up as Santa Claus as an excuse to touch little kids?
That Santa Claus is weev's cousin?
That Black Santa exists?
That In Soviet Russia Waldo finds you?
That you can advertise your urine on ED?
That Girlvinyl will be forever a fat jew-cocksucker?
That bitches don't know my Cloudflare?
That Y'ALL NIGRAS DIE?
That at ED, we care about children?
That Mu is leaving due to SOPA?
That Steve Jobs is motherfucking dead?
That the Westboro Baptist Church wants to picket Steve Jobs's funeral?
That ED has been DDoSed over 9000 times?
That Obama is the antichrist?
That Call of Duty games will cause people to become batshit insane and to strangle children?
That you will live Forever Alone?
That Steve Jobs resigned from Apple Inc., heralding the death of his company, Mac OS, the iPad, and even his own death?
That Gaddafi was overran by Lybian rebels?
That ED is behind at least 100 proxies?
That ED actually got a positive review from the media?
That you can use not only irc.encyclopediadramatica.ch to connect to EDIRC, but irc.wtfux.org and irc.lulz.net as well?
That Dominique Strauss-Kahn's charges against him for rape were dismissed?
That ED is under new management, and that it's You?
That PayPal does business with the KKK, but not Wikileaks or ED?
That ED is literally behind 7 proxies?
That ED got written about in some article?
That you can use not only irc.encyclopediadramatica.ch to connect to EDIRC, but irc.wtfux.org and irc.lulz.net as well?
That View Statistics are grossly inaccurate?
That All Your Base Are Belong to Us?
That gay marriage is now legal in Jew York?
That there are no girls on the internet?
That all children on the internet are actually FBI agents in disguise?
That ED.ch founder Ryan was V&?
That Tila Tequila was attacked by Juggalos?
That America was pwnt by Tornados?
That Jesus died for your sins?
That God hates fags?
That The Rapture didn't happen...? Because it's in October now!
That Dan has doo-doo in his soul?
That... Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer.
That it's totally ok as long as they don't say no?
That Party Man likes to party hard?
That Xat is for furries to stupid to use IRC?
That Ohinternet is old news and you can stop caring now?
That Portal will never be a good game no matter how much you fanboys want it to be?
That AnonOps is trying to DDoS ED?     
That "Ryan is extremely angry because a small group of Anonymous rescued all the old data from Encyclopedia Dramatica by getting it from archive.org before Ryan could get it deleted and then put up their own mirror of the old ED wiki?" 
That it is never safe to buy Apple laptops from eBay?
That television show hosts can never get away with rigging contests?
That the Japanese are so advanced they don't have to leave their homes to go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
That the US spent billions of taxpayers dollars to give an Arab man CIA training and to hunt him down many years later?
That Kate Middleton is an enormous slut?
That you know you can give up on paying your rent because 2012 is right around the corner?
That Encyclopedia Dramatica sucks and is being used as a mouthpiece for websites which will never become successful?
That everytime you kill a infidel a angel gets its lollerskates?     
That the tooth fairy is actually a pedophile that eats children?
That if you make a funny face and hold it for too long it'll stay that way?
That Jesus is black, and is also Michael Jackson. And dead. Also, cocks?
That the monster inside your closet is real?
That  Anonops was almost taken down by an illgel hacker from AU known as iCER
That retards are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm? 
That EncyclopediaDramatica.ch pwns OhInternet at almost everything?
That pregnant women pee out their asses?
That Satan is an anagram of 'Santa'? 
That by age 60, most people have lost half their taste buds? 
That Jamie Foxx's real name is Eric Marlon Bishop? 
That 1 out of every 8 U.S. couples met online?
That if you type "failure" in Google and pres I'm Feeling Lucky, you'll be redirected to the White House homepage?
That pedophiles and PDF files are two different things?
That women fart three times more often than men?