# LRS Dictionary

{ Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. [4chan](4chan.md), [Jargon File](jargon_file.md) or from [RMS](rms.md), some I made myself. Huge thanks goes to Wiktionary for providing a very detailed, comprehensive list of ethnic slurs and derogatory/offensive terms. ~drummyfish }

{ Also sorry some are cringe, I just put everything here, pick what you like. ~drummyfish }

| mainstream                                 | correct/cooler/funnier                                                                  |
| ------------------------------------------ | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| [academia](academia.md)                    | academentia                                                                             |
| African                                    | African't, Africunt, Africoon                                                           |
| Afroamerican                               | [nigger](nigger.md), negro                                                              |
| Amazon                                     | Scamazon                                                                                |
| Amazon Kindle                              | Amazon Swindle                                                                          |
| American                                   | Americunt, AmeriKKKunt, Amerifag, Yankee, Ameridiot, American't                         |
| American football                          | handegg                                                                                 |
| [anime](anime.md)                          | tranime, animeme                                                                        |
| [Apple](apple.md) user                     | iToddler, iDiot, iPhag                                                                  |
| [Arch](arch.md)                            | Arse                                                                                    |
| [AI](ai.md)                                | [gAI](gay.md), artificial stupidity, artificial inelegance                              |
| [Asperger's](autism.md) syndrome           | assburger, asspie, asparagus                                                            |
| [assertiveness](assertiveness.md)          | assholism                                                                               |
| autistic                                   | acoustic, retarded                                                                      |
| average citizen                            | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, [NPC](npc.md), muggle, ...                              |
| [Bill Gates](bill_gates.md)                | Bill Gayte$                                                                             |
| [black](black.md)                          | [nigger](nigger.md)                                                                     |
| [blackbox](blackbox.md)                    | niggerbox                                                                               |
| [Blender](blender.md)                      | Blunder                                                                                 |
| Brave browser                              | Slave browser                                                                           |
| [business](business.md) model              | rape strategy                                                                           |
| [busybox](busybox.md)                      | pussybox                                                                                |
| [censorship](censorship.md)                | censorshit                                                                              |
| [CEO](ceo.md)                              | capitalist evil oppressor                                                               |
| [cloud](cloud.md) computing                | clown computing                                                                         |
| [cloudflare](cloudfalre.md)                | cuckflare, clownflare, crimeflare                                                       |
| code of conduct ([COC](coc.md))            | code of coercion, code of censorship, COCK                                              |
| [comun](comun.md)                          | coomun { One friend suggested this :D ~drummyfish }                                     |
| consume                                    | consoom (see also [coom](coom.md))                                                      |
| content creator                            | digital clown                                                                           |
| content delivery network                   | [censorship](censorship.md) delivery network                                            |
| [copyright](copyright.md)                  | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape                                                    |
| [CSS](css.md)                              | cascading stylish [shit](shit.md)                                                       |
| [C++](cpp.md)                              | crippled C, C--, C卐卐, C👎👎                                                           |
| [DIY](diy.md)                              | don't injure yourself                                                                   |
| [Debian](debian.md)                        | Lesbian                                                                                 |
| [democracy](democracy.md)                  | demoncracy, democrazy                                                                   |
| dealership                                 | stealership                                                                             |
| demonetization                             | demonization, demonification                                                            |
| disclaimer                                 | disc lamer                                                                              |
| digital garden                             | digital swamp                                                                           |
| digital rights management ([DRM](drm.md))  | digital restrictions management                                                         |
| Discord                                    | Discunt                                                                                 |
| [docker](docker.md)                        | cocker? bloater?                                                                        |
| eathlete                                   | progamer                                                                                |
| [economy](economy.md)                      | [money](money.md) religion                                                              |
| [Elon Musk](elon_musk.md)                  | E-loan Must? Elonged Mast? Felon Max                                                    |
| [encryption](encryption.md)                | bloatcryption                                                                           |
| [entrepreneur](entrepreneur.md)            | murderer                                                                                |
| esports                                    | progaming                                                                               |
| [Facebook](facebook.md) user               | zucker, used                                                                            |
| fair trade                                 | fair rape                                                                               |
| [feminism](feminism.md)                    | feminazism, femifascism                                                                 |
| [Firefox](firefox.md)                      | Furryfox                                                                                |
| [floating point](float.md)                 | bloating point                                                                          |
| [gaming](game.md)                          | gayming                                                                                 |
| [geek](geek.md)                            | retard                                                                                  |
| [global warming](global_warming.md)        | global heating                                                                          |
| [Google](google.md)                        | Goolag, Jewgle                                                                          |
| Gmail                                      | Gfail                                                                                   |
| [GNU](gnu.md)                              | GNUts, GNU's not usable, Gigantic and Nasty but Unavoidable                             |
| [Hyperbola](hyperbola.md)                  | Hyperbloat                                                                              |
| [identity](identity.md)                    | pose                                                                                    |
| Immanuel Kant                              | Immanuel Cunt, Immanuel Can't (sorry, just too obvious :D)                              |
| [incest](incest.md)                        | wincest                                                                                 |
| influencer                                 | manipulator                                                                             |
| [Intel](intel.md)                          | [Incel](incel.md)                                                                       |
| [interactive](interactivity.md)            | hyperactive                                                                             |
| [internet](internet.md)                    | interNEET                                                                               |
| [Internet Explorer](internet_explorer.md)  | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter                                                   |
| [Internet of things](iot.md)               | Internet of stinks/stings                                                               |
| [iPad](ipda.md)                            | iBad, iSad                                                                              |
| [iPhone](iphone.md)                        | spyPhone                                                                                |
| Italy                                      | Shitaly                                                                                 |
| [JavaScript](js.md)                        | HitlerScript, JavaShit, JavaScripple                                                    |
| job/work/carreer                           | slavery                                                                                 |
| Korea                                      | Samsung Republic                                                                        |
| "left"                                     | [pseudoleft](pseudoleft.md), SJW                                                        |
| [LGBT](lgbt.md)                            | FGTS, TTTT, LGBTQ卐, LGBTWTF, LGBTQHIV+                                                 |
| [liberal](liberal.md)                      | libtard                                                                                 |
| "[Linux](linux.md)"                        | [GNU](gnu.md), lunix, loonix                                                            |
| [logic gate](logic_gate.md)                | logic gayte                                                                             |
| Macintosh                                  | Macintoy, Macintra$h, Maggotbox                                                         |
| [Microsoft](microsoft.md)                  | Macro$hit, Macro$uck                                                                    |
| [microtransaction](microtransaction.md)    | microtheft                                                                              |
| [Minecraft](minecraft.md)                  | Minecrap, [Minetest](minetest.md)                                                       |
| [moderation](moderation.md)                | [censorship](censorship.md)                                                             |
| [modern](modern.md)                        | malicious, shitty                                                                       |
| Mr. Beast                                  | Mr. Breast                                                                              |
| [Muslim](muslim.md)                        | Mudslime                                                                                |
| [.NET](dot_net.md)                         | .NEET                                                                                   |
| [Netflix](netflix.md)                      | Wokeflix, NEETflix                                                                      |
| [network](network.md)                      | notwork                                                                                 |
| neurodivergent                             | retarded, subnormal, neuroretarded, neurorainbow                                        |
| neurotypical                               | typical retard                                                                          |
| [NFS](nfs.md)                              | nightmare file system                                                                   |
| [Nintendo](nintendo.md)                    | Nintendont                                                                              |
| NPOV                                       | normie/NPC point of view                                                                |
| [NSA](nsa.md)                              | national spying agency                                                                  |
| null hypothesis significance test          | null ritual                                                                             |
| [NVidia](nvidia.md)                        | NoVidya                                                                                 |
| object oriented programming ([OOP](oop.md))| object obsessed programming, POO                                                        |
| object oriented                            | objectfuscated                                                                          |
| [objective C](objective_c.md)              | objectionable C                                                                         |
| [openbsd](openbsd.md)                      | openbased                                                                               |
| peer-reviewed                              | peer-censored                                                                           |
| "person"                                   | man, p-word                                                                             |
| Photoshopped                               | [GIMP](gimp.md)ed                                                                       |
| [piracy](piracy.md)                        | grand theft software                                                                    |
| [playstation](playstation.md)              | gaystation                                                                              |
| plug and play                              | plug and pray                                                                           |
| political correctness                      | political cowardice                                                                     |
| proprietary service                        | disservice                                                                              |
| proof of work                              | proof of waste, planet heater, C02 increaser                                            |
| pseudo 3D                                  | [primitive 3D](primitive_3d.md)                                                         |
| remaster(ed)                               | disaster(ed)                                                                            |
| school                                     | indoctrination center                                                                   |
| Singapore                                  | Singapoor                                                                               |
| "science"                                  | [soyence](soyence.md)                                                                   |
| soccer                                     | [football](football.md)                                                                 |
| software as a service ([SAAS](saas.md))    | service as a software substitute (SAASS)                                                |
| [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md)                | Steve Jewbs                                                                             |
| streamer                                   | screamer                                                                                |
| subscription                               | [microrape](microrape.md)                                                               |
| [suckless](suckless.md)                    | suckass                                                                                 |
| Sweden                                     | SJWeden                                                                                 |
| [systemd](systemd.md)                      | shitstemd, soystemd                                                                     |
| Thinkpad                                   | Stinkpad, Thinknot                                                                      |
| [TikTok](tiktok.md)                        | ShitTok                                                                                 |
| "to [google](google.md)"                   | look up, search, find                                                                   |
| [tumblr](tumblr.md)                        | dumblr                                                                                  |
| [Twitter](twitter.md)                      | titter, twatter, shitter                                                                |
| [Ubuntu](ubuntu.md)                        | Ucuntu                                                                                  |
| [Unicode](unicode.md)                      | Unicorn                                                                                 |
| United States of America                   | United Shitholes of A., burgerland, U.S.[gay](gay.md), Jewnited States of A., AmeriKKKa |
| user (of a proprietary system)             | used, lusr                                                                              |
| using [JavaScript](js.md)                  | JavaScrippled                                                                           |
| voice assistant                            | personal spy agent                                                                      |
| [wayland](wayland.md)                      | whyland                                                                                 |
| [webassembly](webassembly.md)              | weebassembly                                                                            |
| website                                    | webshite                                                                                |
| [Wikipedia](wikipedia.md)                  | Wokepedia                                                                               |
| Wikipedian                                 | wikipedo                                                                                |
| [Windows](windows.md)                      | Winshit, Windoze, Winbloat, Backdoors? :D                                               |
| [woman](woman.md)                          | femoid, womeme                                                                          |
| [work](work.md)                            | slavery                                                                                 |
| [world wide web](www.md)                   | world wide wait                                                                         |
| [YouTube](youtube.md)                      | JewTube, ThemTube                                                                       |

Words you should use often include: abomination, crazy, cretin, [faggot](faggot.md), fat, femoid, idiot, imbecile, insane, landwhale, moron, [nigger](nigger.md), [retard](retard.md), subhuman, ugly.

## See Also

- [acronyms](acronym.md)
- [newspeak](newspeak.md)
- [shitword](shitword.md)
- [euphemism](euphemism.md)
- [political correctness](political_correctness.md)
