Do you hate every chat? Me too.

This is a blazing small chat, tiny like your dick 8==D 8==D 8==D

features:
  - chat
  - no encryption
  - no security
  - no modern features
  - no memory safety
  - no multithreading
  - no GUI
  - non-interactive
  - no text formatting
  - no colors
  - no emoticons
  - no image support
  - no IRC, no Matrix, no XMPP
  - no chatrooms
  - no OOP
  - no build system
  - no blockchain
  - no AI
  - no file sending (yet)
  - no bloat
  - no dependencies except for some standard POSIX libraries
  - < 500 LOC, suckless

No, this does NOT use ncurses.

building:
  
Just compile that shit.

This is released under CC0 1.0, public domain (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/).

AFAIK I have no patents in this.